But I don't have a thing to wear!!!

Ok, firstly two things you won't find on this pregnancy blog that probably make it different to every other puke inducing mama blog (bleurgh, and that is heartfelt, not just morning sickness):

1. Talk about the 'wonder of life', yep it's great and all but it would be much comfier and bloody convenient if grown in a test tube, you've got to admit.
2. A countdown week by week of how big my Baked Bean is getting, and how I'm feeling emotionally about it.

Let's get this straight right from the very beginning, whilst I am happy that in June 09 there will be a little visitor, I am not a mumsy earth mother kind of girl, just not me, just not gonna happen. So whilst I am starting a blog to cover my pregnancy, think of it more as a cautionary tale to wayward young hipsters of the importance of effective contraception than it is a heartwearming tale of one life within another (again with the vomiting)

So on that note, if you are a stylish young woman weeping over the suddenly few fashionable wardrobe choices available then this is the blog for you, if however you are excited about your first pair of maternity 'dungarees' (that's overalls to you North American heathens!) then keep moving lady, this aint for you!

Smell ya later fellow fatties xx (not politically correct? ah sod it!)